DMZ EXCLUSIVE: Paul Abacus violently responds to accusations of inauthenticity

Early this morning at Sundance, international theoretical superstar Paul Abacus was leaving a major Park City nightclub accompanied by an unidentified blonde when a bearded paparazzo approached and accused him of not being real. Abacus responded with uncharacteristic aggression and violence, breaking the photographer’s nose and camera before being whisked away by his panda, driver, and the unidentified companion.

Could this be the end of Abacus?